Nancy Pelosi is now a Saint....CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?
On a Saturday afternoon, in Washington, D. C., House Speaker
Nancy Pelosi's aide visited the Cardinal of the Catholic cathedral. He told the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending the
next day's sermon, and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly point
out Pelosi to the congregation and say a few words that would
include calling Pelosi a saint.
The Cardinal replied, "No. I don't really like the woman, and
there are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over certain of
Pelosi's views." Pelosi's aide then said, "Look. I'll write a check here and now for a donation of $100,000 to your church if you'll just tell the congregation you see Pelosi as a saint."
there are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over certain of
Pelosi's views." Pelosi's aide then said, "Look. I'll write a check here and now for a donation of $100,000 to your church if you'll just tell the congregation you see Pelosi as a saint."
The Cardinal thought about it and said, "Well, the church can
use the money, so I'll work your request into tomorrow's sermon." As Pelosi's aide promised, House Speaker Pelosi appeared for the Sunday sermon and seated herself prominently at the edge of the main aisle. And, during the sermon, as promised, the Cardinal pointed out that House Speaker Pelosi was present.
use the money, so I'll work your request into tomorrow's sermon." As Pelosi's aide promised, House Speaker Pelosi appeared for the Sunday sermon and seated herself prominently at the edge of the main aisle. And, during the sermon, as promised, the Cardinal pointed out that House Speaker Pelosi was present.
Then the Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation --
"While Speaker Pelosi's presence is probably an honor to some, she is not my favorite person. Some of her views are contrary to those of the church, and she tends to flip-flop on many other views. Nancy
Pelosi is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite, a thumb sucker, and a
nit-wit. Nancy Pelosi is also a serial liar, a cheat, and a thief. Nancy
"While Speaker Pelosi's presence is probably an honor to some, she is not my favorite person. Some of her views are contrary to those of the church, and she tends to flip-flop on many other views. Nancy
Pelosi is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite, a thumb sucker, and a
nit-wit. Nancy Pelosi is also a serial liar, a cheat, and a thief. Nancy
Pelosi is the worst example of a Catholic I have ever personally
witnessed.” She married for money and is using it to lie to the American people. She also has a reputation for shirking her Representative obligations both in Washington, and in California. She simply is not to be trusted."
The Cardinal completed his view of Pelosi with, "But, when
compared to Senators Ted Kennedy, Harry Reid, and John Kerry, House Speaker Pelosi is a saint."
witnessed.” She married for money and is using it to lie to the American people. She also has a reputation for shirking her Representative obligations both in Washington, and in California. She simply is not to be trusted."
The Cardinal completed his view of Pelosi with, "But, when
compared to Senators Ted Kennedy, Harry Reid, and John Kerry, House Speaker Pelosi is a saint."
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